Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Unmasked: The Gay Agenda
The Gay Agenda. The un-progressive, right-wingers always use it, especially politicians and the religious extremists. I guess that term, at least in their petty and unenlightened minds, is scary and foreboding. The most horrific demon this side of hell (or whatever they call it these days). The Gay Agenda. A fate worse than death that threatens to tear The Republic apart.
I've never really understood just exactly what The Gay Agenda really is. I mean, the term itself is so vague and obscure. As a same gender loving man, I must be completely out of touch with the times because I failed to receive the email, text, twitter or whatever that offers the official queer version of precisely what The Gay Agenda entails. I must be totally outside the loop on this one. Where did I put my gay membership card?
Of course, the true diehard conservatives are all on the divine text network and receive their instructions directly from you-know-who. Such sacred messages are delivered to them every minute of every day and it is their sworn duty to rally the ignorant as to the unspecified terrors of The Gay Agenda. Perhaps I should switch sides and become a bigot in order to comprehend the hidden secrets of The Gay Agenda. After all, I don't want to be the only unenlightened soul on this planet.
That, or else I can wait and view the soon-to-be-released blockbuster film that is advertised below!
Peace! Get naked. Enjoy!