Why attend a nude Super Bowl party?
1. NO wardrobe malfunctions; everyone's already naked
2. No need to buy a team jersey; just use body paint
3. No way you can lose your shirt betting on who's going to win!
A few football terms and what they mean to nudists:
End Zone: the area around the pool where all the nude sunbathers are laying on their stomachs, tanning their backsides
Unnecessary Roughness: you forgot your sandals and now have to walk around barefoot
First Down: first one out of their clothes and relaxing down at the pool